THE UNITED KINGDOM



THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE


GREAT BRITAIN





THE QUEEN's DIAMOND JUBILEE





Now Etiquette is important in England because that is how they make the whole world feel inferior, one of the things they do is say that the whole world should act and behave like the British and if you dont act or behave like the British then you are not human and should therfor be colonized and be taught to behave in a civilized manner.

ON BEING PROPER





In Iran this is what we think about behaving properly. They lucked out it wasnt written in English blood, they do have a lot of Persian blood on their hands afterall, specially after the Persian-British wars and famine induced on the people of Iran.





This is the interior graffiti of the British Embassy in Tehran, with the words "Death to England" above the Queens picture. These are probably the only Farsi words she knows...

BRITISH DINING ETIQUETTE





Speaking of etiquette, pictured below is the Queen's way of dining. Now one might ask why does the Queen of England eating habits mimic the French? Well a lot of British habits are quite strange, in fact they drive on the wrong side of the road and eat salad after food not before. But knowing this information doesnt hurt.

It's important to note that there are two differences to remember in these styles of dining and place settings: glasses and fork tines. In the English style, glasses are on the right side of the place setting, directly above the tip of the knife. In the French style, glasses are in the middle, across the top of the place setting.





There are two differences to remember in these styles of place setting: glasses and fork tines. In the English style, glasses are on the right side of the place setting, directly above the tip of the knife. In the French style, glasses are in the middle, across the top of the place setting.





Another difference is that in the English style, fork tines are facing up and in the French style fork tines are facing down.





Now the reason probably is because she doesnt like dealing with the French. That is understandable... The French have very perticular eating habits. First thing you should note regarding French dining etiquette is that they could end up eating like this instead. They also chew their food really really slowly... which is very annoying...

The word Etiquette is French after all...








Now Iranians have dealt with the British a lot through-out our history.







Sometimes they end up in this state. Rightfully so, Persians have a long Imperial History.







Sometimes they think we are just a Republic...

THE BRITISH MENTALITY




Now I have read the memoirs of Sir Winston Churchill, I know about the Battle Of Britain and their finest hour. The speech below pretty much sums up the entire book which I read day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute and maybe even second by second. Which was good enough to understand that when it comes to the British resolve they can be persistant little fuckers.








One particular gentleman I personally found to be quite exemplary in this regard was Field Marshall Bernard Montgomery and his battles with Rommel and the Afrika Korps.





In fact as an American I understand because as pictured above, The Burning of Washington D.C. and The White House was a British invasion of Washington City (now Washington, D.C.), the capital of the United States, during the Chesapeake Campaign of the War of 1812. To this date, it remains the only time since the American Revolutionary War that a foreign power has captured and occupied the capital of the United States.














Now the United States and the United Kingdom are close allies. In fact they share the below in common...





British colonial and imperialist behaviour have resulted in tremendous pain and suffering around the world. They devestated India via The East India Company was a private company which, after a long series of wars and diplomatic efforts, came to rule India in the 19th century.

Chartered by Queen Elizabeth I on December 31, 1600, the original company comprised a group of London merchants who hoped to trade for spices at islands in present day Indonesia. Ships of the company's first voyage sailed from England in February 1601.

After a series of conflicts with Dutch and Portuguese traders active in the Spice Islands, the East India Company concentrated its efforts on trading on the Indian subcontinent.





Pictured above are the British Raj in India and Officers of the East India Company being entertained by local musicians.

In Iran they tricked the Iranian population into believing that British Petroleum (BP) was "Benzin-e-Pars" which mean Persian Gas Company. Pictured below. As you can see they are deviant little bastards...

In fact working with them has to be the most undesirable most diffucult thing to do, having worked with British Expats who are treated like second class citizens from the mainland, I know how tedious it is to go over every single possible outcome and evaluate everything only to then encounter totally non-understanding childish & stubborn behaviour.








Now Iran prides itself having defeated Sir Winston Churchill at the Hague because we Nationalized Oil and started worldwide nationlization efforts in various countries around the world. In fact we blame every misery and every problem in the world on the British.







Of course Dr. Mohammad Mosadegh who nationalized oil was eventually deposed of, thrown in jail and eventually died.



Pictured above is King George V and Queen Mary visiting as Emperor and Empress of India.








Pictured above are the Opium Wars with China and eslavement of Chinese nation.





Pictured above is the British Empire controlled by England.





The British Empire did eventually have to defend themselves during WW2 and WW1, as I mentioned when needed they will do whatever necessary to win and can be very very patient as well.








Pictured above are Londoners taking shelter in the London Subway (Underground) during WW2 German Luftwaffe Air Raids.





Pictured above is the Queen of England and Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchil inspecting Buckingham Palace air raid bombing destruction. I do tend to think if London was raised to the ground it probably was because the British could be very racist, they dont even mingle with indigenous people, they live in compounds, etc.

Now the reason I say this is because this happens to all racist countries & people, including Germany, Japan, etc. such is the fate of racist people. Insha'Allah we will always be safe from Racism.





Pictured above is the Queen of England and Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchil inspecting London air raid bombing destruction.








It appears during WW2, Queen Elizabeth I spent the nights in the cold dungeons of Windsor Castle which were full of beetles (This is probably where the musical group The Beetles comes from) taking shelter from German Air Raids. The dungeon is pictured above, I have personally also experienced air raids and have been in a similiar situation as well, in fact the house next to our home was completely destroyed by Iraq's air raids and bombing campaign and the kid next door was killed during those bombings. I guess we share this in common.





Iranian army participates in the Victory Parade marking the end of World War II in London (Oxford Street) on 08/06/1946. Iran was considered as the "Bridge to Victory" by the Allies after the Teheran Conference in 1943.






Iranian army participates in the Victory Parade marking the end of World War II in London on 08/06/1946 (Larger image) before King George VI of Windsor and Queen Elisabeth (Later known as the "Queen Mum"), and the Princess of Wales (Elisabeth) on Podium. Prime Minister Winston Churchill below right hand side of Podium looks on.





Well Iran was occupied Iranian master musicians composed the above song.




Ey Iran (Persian: ای ایران‎) is a Nationalist anthem by Ruhollah Khaleghi and lyrics by Hossein Gol-e-Golab. This song is unofficial de facto national anthem of Iran.

"Ey Irān" anthem was composed in 1944 in Tehran. The lyrics were written by Hossein Gol-e-Golab and the music was composed by Ruhollah Khaleqi, and it was first performed and recorded by the classical Persian music singer Gholam-Hossein Banan.

Gol-e-Golab was inspired to write the song by patriotism. He has been quoted to have said: "In 1944, the footsteps of the invading armies in the streets were enough to rattle any patriot and inspired me to write this anthem. Professor Ruhollâh Kâleqi wrote the music and despite all the political opposition, it found its way into the heart and soul of the people."

BRITISH INVASION




















Now the United Kingdom has a beautiful culture that they share with the world. I personally love Wiccan culture, British Music, etc.














I was raised on Black Sabbath and other British music which I do in fact love. In fact I am kind of a Child of the Grave myself (pun intended). But it seems a lot has changed in the United Kingdom over the years, you barely see this kind of properness anymore. I do think Ozzy Osbourne should be Knigted Sir, he is afterall quite a Black Knight in many ways...




BRITISH MONARCHY





The British Monarchy has a long tradition of dealing with Muslims, in fact King Richard the Lionheart fought the Islamic Empire personally going on crusades to retake the Holy Lands.

They should understand that Muslims defend their faith, culture and countries fiercely, much more so than the Maroons.

Because we are not colonies of the British Empire and unlike the Indians and other colonies do not understand colonial mentality and will also NEVER submit to thier evil schemes of world domination.






In fact it is my personal belief that the British Heaven is when they Rise Up to Better Causes and Improve the State of World Affairs.











England is a very Royal country, even their phone booths have Crowns on them. Below is a Classical music composition which in my opinion perfectly describes the British Monarchy.





"As I had the good fortune a few years ago to be heard by Your Royal Highness, at Your Highness's commands, and as I noticed then that Your Highness took some pleasure in the little talents which Heaven has given me for Music, and as in taking Leave of Your Royal Highness, Your Highness deigned to honour me with the command to send Your Highness some pieces of my Composition: I have in accordance with Your Highness's most gracious orders taken the liberty of rendering my most humble duty to Your Royal Highness with the present Concertos, which I have adapted to several instruments; begging Your Highness most humbly not to judge their imperfection with the rigor of that discriminating and sensitive taste, which everyone knows Him to have for musical works, but rather to take into benign Consideration the profound respect and the most humble obedience which I thus attempt to show Him." -BACH


Just remember when dealing with the British to never tell them to rest on their laurels, lest you get toppled like the Shah of Iran. It seems they dont take criticism too well.








As they say the Last Kings & Queens of the World will be the King & Queens of the deck of cards and the British Monarchy.




So in retrospect, all can one say is: "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN".